Friday, November 20, 2009

Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk.

The older of the two pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. They start reminiscing.


'This is my oldest son Mujibar. He would have been 24 years old now.'
'Yes, I remember him as a baby' says the other mother cheerfully. He's a martyr now though - the mother confides. 'Oh, so sad dear' says the other.

'And this is my second son Khalid. He would have been 21.'
'Oh, I remember him,' says the other happily, 'he had such curly hair when he was born'. 'He's a martyr too' says the mother quietly. 'Oh, gracious me ...' says the other.

'And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would have been 18', she whispers.
'Yes' says the friend enthusiastically, 'I remember when he first started school' 'He's a martyr also,' says the mother, with tears in her eyes.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says...

'They blow up so fast, don't they...?’





Thursday, November 19, 2009



"Have a Bad Day Day"






Born this date: 1921 Roy Campanella

OOO-Rah!





















R.I.P.: 1828 Franz Schubert





























Wednesday, November 18, 2009









Born: 1899 Eugene Ormandy

OOO-Rah!














R.I.P. 1962 Niels Bohr

"Albert, stop telling God what to do!"










1978 - In Jonestown, Guyana, Reverend Jim Jones persuaded his followers to commit suicide by drinking a death potion. Some people were shot to death. 914 cult members were left dead including over 200 children.


Saturday, November 14, 2009








"The government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it."

Ronald Reagan

















Born: 1900 Aaron Copland





















Thursday, November 12, 2009









Born this date: 1833 Aleksandr Borodin


OOO-Rah!
























Expiration date achieved:
1035 Canute "The Great"















1940 - Walt Disney releases "Fantasia."









Wednesday, November 11, 2009


Happy Veterans' Day, Brethren.










Born this date: George Patton

OOO-Rah!

















1984 - U.S. President Ronald Reagan accepted the Vietnam Veterans Memorial as a gift to the nation from the Vietnam Veterans Memorial Fund.











Monday, November 9, 2009




Born this date: 1918 Spiro Theodore Agnew

39th VPOTUS

Who gave us such wonderous epithets as the "pusilanimous pussyfooters of the press", and referred to anti-war protesters as:
"an effete corps of impudent snobs who characterize themselves as intellectuals."

Which despite the fact he was a crook and was forced to resign, gets him an

OOO-Rah!




Friday, November 6, 2009

Thursday, November 5, 2009







Born this date: 1885 Will Durant






















R.I.P. : 1989 Vladamir Horowitz




















Tuesday, November 3, 2009










Born: 1953 Dennis Miller

OOO-Rah!
















1998 - Minnesota elected Jesse "The Body" Ventura, as its governor.
















Monday, November 2, 2009







Happy Natal Day: 1938 Patrick Buchanan

















R.I.P.: 1961 James Thurber
















Sunday, November 1, 2009


Let me get this straight.

Obama's health care plan will be written by a committee whose head says he doesn't understand it, passed by a Congress that hasn't read it and whose members will be exempt from it, signed by a president who smokes, funded by a treasury chief who did not pay his taxes, overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and financed by a country that is broke.


What could possibly go wrong?







Born: 1960 Fernando Valenzuela

OOO-Rah!















R.I.P. 1985 Phil Silvers
















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