Weiner's a guy with a "plan",
In order to impress a young "fan",

So go the reports,
Stuffed socks in his shorts
In order to appear more like a man!

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Throw ALL The Bastards Out Day!

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One for Rocket The Chihuahua

Rocket's a dawg with a 'tude,
He's raucous and surly and RUDE!
You may laugh at his size,
But please realize,
If he clamps on your ankle, YOU'RE SCREWED!
(there you go, buddy)

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National Pickle Day
("That's Right, oh yeah! I'm a pickle! -- fo sho!")

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Feast of the Triple Scoop

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O Henry Pun-Off

"Once a-pun o' Time..."

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Four Days to the O Henry Pun-Off!

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An old politician named Newt,
is running for Pres. (oh how cute!)
But upon the divan,
With that creep, San-Fran-Nan,
Newt blew-it, so screw-it -- Old coot!

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It's Limerick Day! Hooray!

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There was a young girl from Rabat,

who had triplets, Nat, Pat and Tat;

It was fun in the breeding,

But hell in the feeding,

When she found she had no tit for Tat.
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(Contributed by Terry Walsh)

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Springtime Shenanigans

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Beat the Cubs 5-2
Ethier hitting streak= 28 games

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This Just In... OBL Still Dead!

(said to be "sleepin' wid da fishes")

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Shut out by Padres: 7-0
Ethier streak still on. 27 games

The (occasional) Doo-Dah Parade

Tuba Day

Kalends of May

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Defeated by Padres 5-2
Ethier still rollin'!

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