Ask a Stupid Question Day

"What is the difference between a duck?"

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Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtle Day

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National Drink Beer Day

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Hug a Vegetarian Day

It's called "tenderizing"

Did you hear of the raid on the Stradivari  factory?  It was an investigation into workplace violins.

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Rosh Hashanah

Punctuation Day

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Autumnal Equinox

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Big Whopper Liar Day

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Int'l Talk like a Pirate Day

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The Cutting of the Cheese

Switzerland

National Cheeseburger Day

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National Guacamole Day

what?

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