Hogmanay

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Merry Christmas from the Great White North...

Deck us all with Boston Charlie,
Walla Walla, Wash., an' Kalamazoo!
Nora's freezin' on the trolley,
Swaller dollar cauliflower alley-garoo!

Don't we know archaic barrel,
Lullaby Lilla boy, Louisville Lou?
Trolley Molly don't love Harold,
Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!

Bark us all bow-wows of folly,
Polly wolly cracker n' too-da-loo!
Hunky Dory's pop is lolly gaggin' on the wagon,
Willy, folly go through!

Donkey Bonny brays a carol,
Antelope Cantaloup, 'lope with you!
Chollie's collie barks at Barrow,
Harum scarum five alarum bung-a-loo!

From Uncle Oualdeaux (I'm playing bass fiddle this year.)

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Smarter Than the Average Bear

Humbug Day
(humbug to humbugs)

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Underdog Day!

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Cat Herders' Day
Yippee-cat-YO!

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Yippee Yippee Yahoo! The Ides of December

Quote of the Day:

"Formula for success:
rise early, work hard,
strike oil."

~ J. Paul Getty

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Ring-a Ding Ding-a-Ling!

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Quote of the Day

"Much of the social history of the Western world over the past three decades has involved replacing what worked with what sounded good."

~~ Thomas Sowell

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Kalends of December
(woo-hoo!)


Quote o' the Day:

"Only the mediocre are always at their best"
~Jean Giraudoux

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