Moldy Cheese Day

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Mad Hatter Day
Second of Two "Silly" Days
(from hat tag)
Have You been Silly?

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"Grab-ass-in'" - Alaska Style

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The 'adjunct' prof does the pledge thing:

Int'l Talk Like a Pirate Day

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The Ides of September

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Patriot's Day

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Patriot's Day 2011

Feast of Hermits

(New Mexico)

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kalends of September

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Happy Birthday

Tammy Bruce!
(woo-hoo!)

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Remember that a government big enough to give you everything you want is also big enough to take away everything you have.

Barry Goldwater

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Like it or not...

Happiness Happens

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"I have never been hurt by what
I have not said."

"Silent" Cal Coolidge

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Kalends of August

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Take Your Houseplant For
A Walk Day

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Spoonerism Day
"It is Kisstomery to cuss the bride."

--Archibald Spooner

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Cow Appreciation Day

"I Am Cow" (Arrogant Worms)

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National Nap Day

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Festival of Cranks

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Happy St. Swithain's Day!

St Swithun's day if thou dost rain

For forty days it will remain

St Swithun's day if thou be fair

For forty days 'twill rain nae mare

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Behold!

The Ides of May

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Bastille Day
C'mon gang...
Get out there and
STORM SOMETHING!

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This be the Eve of

Saint Swithain's Day!

(woo-hoo!)

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Weiner Rotates On The
The Congressman, he shed a tear,
He gurgled, choked, and cried,
He apologized profusely,

He looked real sad ... he sighed,
"Should I plead insanity?"
Or take some other stance,
"Should I just resign this post?"
The Weiner said: "FAT CHANCE!"

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National Itch Day

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An Ode to the Re-dick-u-lous

"That's not my weiner" the congressman bawled,
"The lump in my shorts doesn't look right at all! (oops)

"That's not my crank" -- said Barney Frank,
"Mine is much prettier" --must be a prank!

"That's not my Willie" -- the Slickmeister cracked,
"Hillary's still got mine" -- "and won't give it back" (ouch)

"That can't be my wanker" -- said Li'l Dick Durban,
"Mine is much cuter" -- and "It" wears a turban.

And so they debate, trying to get to the bottom,
Could be republican? -- Nah they ain't got 'em.

The "twystery"* continues, and keeps us in stiches,
They can't let it go -- those dumb sons-0-bitches!

*"Twystery" = Twitter Mystery

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Kalends of June

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Weiner's a guy with a "plan",
In order to impress a young "fan",

So go the reports,
Stuffed socks in his shorts
In order to appear more like a man!

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Throw ALL The Bastards Out Day!

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One for Rocket The Chihuahua

Rocket's a dawg with a 'tude,
He's raucous and surly and RUDE!
You may laugh at his size,
But please realize,
If he clamps on your ankle, YOU'RE SCREWED!
(there you go, buddy)

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National Pickle Day
("That's Right, oh yeah! I'm a pickle! -- fo sho!")

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Feast of the Triple Scoop

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O Henry Pun-Off

"Once a-pun o' Time..."

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Four Days to the O Henry Pun-Off!

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An old politician named Newt,
is running for Pres. (oh how cute!)
But upon the divan,
With that creep, San-Fran-Nan,
Newt blew-it, so screw-it -- Old coot!

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It's Limerick Day! Hooray!

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There was a young girl from Rabat,

who had triplets, Nat, Pat and Tat;

It was fun in the breeding,

But hell in the feeding,

When she found she had no tit for Tat.
--
(Contributed by Terry Walsh)

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Springtime Shenanigans

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Beat the Cubs 5-2
Ethier hitting streak= 28 games

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This Just In... OBL Still Dead!

(said to be "sleepin' wid da fishes")

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Shut out by Padres: 7-0
Ethier streak still on. 27 games

The (occasional) Doo-Dah Parade

Tuba Day

Kalends of May

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Defeated by Padres 5-2
Ethier still rollin'!

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