Take Your Houseplant For
A Walk Day

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Spoonerism Day
"It is Kisstomery to cuss the bride."

--Archibald Spooner

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Cow Appreciation Day

"I Am Cow" (Arrogant Worms)

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National Nap Day

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Festival of Cranks

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Happy St. Swithain's Day!

St Swithun's day if thou dost rain

For forty days it will remain

St Swithun's day if thou be fair

For forty days 'twill rain nae mare

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Behold!

The Ides of May

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Bastille Day
C'mon gang...
Get out there and
STORM SOMETHING!

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This be the Eve of

Saint Swithain's Day!

(woo-hoo!)

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