200 Days!

Woot!

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207 Days

Barack loves the line about "never worked a day

in her life."  I mean, what could go wrong?

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Ides of April

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Happy Birthday Thomas Jefferson! (1743)

JFK once remarked to a reception for Nobel Laureats:

"There has never been a greater concentration of intellectual power here at the White House since Thomas Jefferson dined alone."

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209 Days

"Sure Mr. President, go ahead and raise my taxes.

I don't pay 'em anyway"

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209 Days 

 

210 Days

Santorum Regains Senses

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Stocks Get Whacked

Zimmerman Lawyers Quit

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211 Days

"It's the Harvard Law School on line 2 ...

They want their diploma back." 

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born this date (1928)
Tom Lehrer
Mathemetician/tunesmith

"Poinsoning Pigeons in the Park"

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International Beaver Day!

Beavers of the world ... UNITE!

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214 Days

O Great Guru, "Professor" Urkel

Give us a "sign",  ... huh?

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215 days To the Smackdown!

215 Days!

The Textbook for the seminar will be:

"WHAT Judcial Branch?:
The Two Branches of Government"

by B. Obama

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Helmets On!

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216 Days Until Barry  Gets Spanked!

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On this date:

1581 Francis Drake is knighted for circumcision circumnavigation of the earth.

1841 Wm Henry Harrison dies of pneumonia with shortest term served.

1968 Martin Luther King assassinated.

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217 Days Until Urkel's Pink Silp!

 

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"Mr.  Personality" is

hoist on his own pitard.

Fired again!  Woot!

 

 

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Los Anchorage:

Two months ago a young barista was kidnapped from her coffee stand and has been missing since.

They found her body tonight.  I am totally bummed. Prayers to the family.

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