Hogmanay!

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Bacon Day

(Roger Baby)
You were expecting?

Okay, here goes:

 

Pledge of Allegiance Day

Red Skelton video

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National Whiners' Day

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Let The "Merriage" commence!

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National Haiku Day

Humble Faux_ku by Oualdeaux

Boehner was born in a bar

Obama a manger did dwell

The elbow of karma is patient

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Humbug Day!

 

John Boehner's The Man in the House,

but he keeps getting tears on his blouse,

Repubicans cringe when his lip starts to twinge,

he's just an establishment mouse. 

(he was born in a bar don't you know.)

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Underdog Day!

 

Bronco Bama's Point Man

in the War on Guns.

 What could possibly go wrong?

"Wascally Wepubwicans"

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Cat Herders' Day

U GEAUX, LEATHERNECKS

 

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The Ides of December

St Lucy's Day

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Farewell to Autumn

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I wouldn't post this if it weren't 

Ding-a-Ling Day!

So!

If you have the maturity of a Seventh Grader, 

Enjoy! 

(I can't Hear You!)

My Ding-a-Ling 

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Politically Correct!

I met a fairy (Terri the Fairy) who said she would grant me one wish.

Immediately I said, "I want to live forever."

"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."

"OK," I said, "Then, I want to die after Congress gets its head out of its ass!"

"You crafty man," said the fairy.

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Try it! (worked for me.)

Click to see somewhere special

RINO ENVY

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Have a BUTT KICKIN' good Christmastide!!

Stay Rowdy, my friends!

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A chess club threw a party at a hotel. Afterward, several members were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to leave. After they left, the manager's assistant asked, "Why did you make them leave?"

"Because," the manager replied, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

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The TAM Secret Weapon!

(hint.  It's Chippy)

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The Agony of Dyslexia....

  

After Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my dyslexic friend.
He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish.
I said to him, "You idiot! You're supposed to turn your clock back".

 

 

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National Cookie Day

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Ja, Sure, You Betcha!

 

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National Mutt Day

Finally! A question answered. 

A Soldier, a Sailor, an Airman and a Marine got into an argument about which
branch of the service was "The Best." The arguing became so heated the four
servicemen failed to see an oncoming truck as they crossed the street. 

They were hit by the truck and killed instantly. 

Soon, the four servicemen found themselves at the Pearly gates of Heaven.
There, they met Saint Peter and decided that only he could be the ultimate
source of truth and honesty. So, the four servicemen asked him, "Saint
Peter, which branch of the United States Armed Forces is the best?" 

Saint Peter replied, "I can't answer that. However, I will ask God what He
thinks the next time I see Him. Meanwhile, thank you for your service on
Earth and welcome to Heaven." 

Sometime later the four servicemen see Saint Peter and remind him of the
question they had asked when first entering Heaven and asked Saint Peter if
he was able to ask God for the answer to their answer.? 

Suddenly, a sparkling white dove lands on Saint Peter's shoulder. In the
dove's beak is a note glistening with gold dust. Saint Peter opens the note,
trumpets blare, gold dust drifts into the air, harps play crescendos and
Saint Peter begins to read the note aloud to the four servicemen: 

MEMORANDUM FROM THE DESK OF THE ALMIGHTY

TO: All Former Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, and Marines 

SUBJECT: Which Military Service Is the Best 

1. All branches of the United States Armed Forces are honorable and noble. 

2. Each serves America well and with distinction. 

3. Serving in the United States military represents a great honor warranting
special respect, tribute, and dedication from your fellow man. 

4. Always be proud of that. 

Warm regards, 

GOD, USN, Ret.

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Kalends of December

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