Chinese New Year 2014

Kung Hei Fat Choy

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Inane Answering Message Day

Please leave a message. 

"If we like you, we'll pick up the phone or call you back. 

If we don't pick up the phone or call back, take a hint."

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Curmudgeon Day

Synopsis of the State of the Union Speech

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National Kazoo Day!

Woo Hoo Kazoo (video)

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Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day

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Australia Day

"AussiAussi Aussi!"  "Oi Oi Oi!"

National Popcorn Day

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Robert Burns Day

But Mousie, thou art no thy lane,

In proving foresight may be vain: 

The best-laid schemes o' mice an' men.

gang aft agley

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National Compliment Day

Nice Job, asshole

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Snowplow Mailbox Hockey Day

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Answer Your Cats' Question Day

From the Jimmy Kimmel Show

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