Saturday, September 5, 2009

A man was laid off and did odd jobs to make ends meet. One day, he knocked on a woman's door and asked for work. She gave him a five-gallon bucket of paint and a brush. "Go around back of the house and paint the porch," she said. An hour later, he returned. The woman was amazed that he finished so quickly. She asked if he had done a good job. "Yep. But, lady, that's not a Porsche back there. That's a Mercedes."






Born this date: 1847 Jesse James









"Killers From Space"



Peter Graves vs. the dudes with Ping-pong ball eyes!



A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell!


It doesn't get any schlockier than this, schlock fans!

IMDb Review



Thursday, September 3, 2009


Align Left




Born this date: 1923 Mort Walker cartoonist (Beetle Bailey)











R.I.P. this date: 1970 Vince Lombardi













Thought for the day:

Think twice before you speak,
and then you may be able to say something
more insulting than if you spoke right out at once.

Evan Esar







Tuesday, September 1, 2009



Feast of the Hermit






Born this date: 1854 Engelbert Humperdinck