So, did I vote for the right candidate?
Betcher sweet ass I DID!
Tuesday, November 6, 2012
Monday, November 5, 2012
A
couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and
the
mall was packed.
mall was packed.
As the wife walked through
the mall she was surprised to look up and see
her husband was nowhere around.
She was quite upset because they had a lot to do.
Because she was so worried, she called him on her mobile phone to ask
him where he was.
her husband was nowhere around.
She was quite upset because they had a lot to do.
Because she was so worried, she called him on her mobile phone to ask
him where he was.
In a calm voice, the
husband said, "Honey, you remember the jewelry
store we went into about 5 years ago where you fell in love with that
diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would
get it for you one day?"
store we went into about 5 years ago where you fell in love with that
diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would
get it for you one day?"
The wife choked up and
started to cry and said,
"Yes, I remember that jewelry store."
He said, "Well, I'm in the bar right next to it."
"Yes, I remember that jewelry store."
He said, "Well, I'm in the bar right next to it."
Saturday, November 3, 2012
Thursday, November 1, 2012
Where to put president #44. Where, oh where -- to put Obama's picture. George Washington, our nation's first president and leader of the American Revolution!
Abe Lincoln, honorable leader who pulled our nation through its darkest time!
Hamilton, founding father, first Secretary of the Treasury and leader of the constitutional convention!
Andrew Jackson, "Old Hickory " fought the British in New Orleans !
Ulysses Grant, Union army general, led the North through the Civil War!
Ben Franklin, genius inventor, political theorist and leading author of the Constitution.
Finally, we have someone to put on the food stamp!
Obama's policies have put more people on welfare than any president before him, so this placement is most appropriate. Unlike the Nobel Peace Prize, for which he did nothing, this is an "honor" he richly deserves.
Obama's policies have put more people on welfare than any president before him, so this placement is most appropriate. Unlike the Nobel Peace Prize, for which he did nothing, this is an "honor" he richly deserves.
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