Hogmanay

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Merry Christmas from the Great White North...

Deck us all with Boston Charlie,
Walla Walla, Wash., an' Kalamazoo!
Nora's freezin' on the trolley,
Swaller dollar cauliflower alley-garoo!

Don't we know archaic barrel,
Lullaby Lilla boy, Louisville Lou?
Trolley Molly don't love Harold,
Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!

Bark us all bow-wows of folly,
Polly wolly cracker n' too-da-loo!
Hunky Dory's pop is lolly gaggin' on the wagon,
Willy, folly go through!

Donkey Bonny brays a carol,
Antelope Cantaloup, 'lope with you!
Chollie's collie barks at Barrow,
Harum scarum five alarum bung-a-loo!

From Uncle Oualdeaux (I'm playing bass fiddle this year.)

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Smarter Than the Average Bear

Humbug Day
(humbug to humbugs)

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Underdog Day!

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Cat Herders' Day
Yippee-cat-YO!

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Yippee Yippee Yahoo! The Ides of December

Quote of the Day:

"Formula for success:
rise early, work hard,
strike oil."

~ J. Paul Getty

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Ring-a Ding Ding-a-Ling!

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Quote of the Day

"Much of the social history of the Western world over the past three decades has involved replacing what worked with what sounded good."

~~ Thomas Sowell

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Kalends of December
(woo-hoo!)


Quote o' the Day:

"Only the mediocre are always at their best"
~Jean Giraudoux

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Festival Of Big Talk

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Festival of Silence

POTUS Wishes you a Happy Thanksgiving!

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"Human salvation lies
in the hands of the
creatively maladjusted."

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Have A Bad Day Day

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Chaos Never Died Day

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Abet & Aid Punsters Day

Punsters shall be drawn & quoted!

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Sadie Hawkins Day

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Kalends of November
(eeee-haw)

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Oualdeaux' Favorite Zombie
Really "livened up" "Redeye" on Friday!

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Festival of Greasy Foods (yum!)

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Feast of No Excuse for a Feast Day

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The Ides of October
oooooooooooooo!

So get out there and...
BITCH!

Boooooooooo!

Quote of the Day:

"Whenever you hear the consensus of scientists agrees on something or other, reach for your wallet, because you're being had."

~~Michael Crichton

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Moldy Cheese Day



(woo-hoo!)

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Mad Hatter Day

Noodle Day

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Toon o' the Day


Quote O' the Day

"Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting

than if you spoke right out at once."

Evan Esar

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Hug (tenderize) a Vegetarian Day

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Cut The Cheese Day

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Bozos On The Bus Day

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Ides of September (whoo-hoo!)



Quote of the Day:

"There is not enough time
to do all the nothing we want to do"



Joke of the day (Just 'cause I wanna):

Did you hear about the young olympian who was soooo proud of her gold medal that she had it bronzed?

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Kalends of September

Feast of the Hermit

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The Day Away (Day)

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Ides of August



Left-handers' Day.

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Odie's Birthday

Woo-Hoo!

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Posted on Thursday, July 29, 2010 5:19:25 PM by rednek

ONLY 4 TICKETS LEFT

I have four extra tickets for the Robbie Knievel (son of Evil Knievel) event at the Ford Center next weekend in Glendale AZ., for anybody who wants them.

Robbie is going to try to jump over 1,000 Obama supporters with a Caterpillar D-9 bulldozer.

Should be a good time.

Might wanna bring rain gear.

regards - red

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