Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Make Your Own Head Day


>
  

Born This Date:
Karen Gillan 1987
Sexy Scot Sidekick of
Doctor Who



Thursday, November 22, 2012

Happy Thanksgiving!

"We were gonna have turkey,

but the damned 'takers' re-elected him!" 

 



 


Friday, November 16, 2012

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Dunce Day


Aid & Abet Punsters Day

"Punsters shall drawn & quoted"

  

 

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

The Ballad of Sir Andrew
"Fight on, my men", Sir Andrew said,
"A little I'm hurt, but not yet slain,
I'll just lie down and bleed a while",
and then I'll rise and fight again."


Festival of Stolen Fire




So, did I vote for the right candidate?
Betcher sweet ass I DID!



Marooned Without a Compass Day


Monday, November 5, 2012





A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the
mall was packed.
 
As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look up and see
her husband was nowhere around.
She was quite upset because they had a lot to do.
Because she was so worried, she called him on her mobile phone to ask
him where he was.
 
In a calm voice, the husband said, "Honey, you remember the jewelry
store we went into about 5 years ago where you fell in love with that
diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would
get it for you one day?"
 
The wife choked up and started to cry and said,
"Yes, I remember that jewelry store."
He said, "Well, I'm in the bar right next to it."





Guy Fawkes Day




 

Saturday, November 3, 2012

Thursday, November 1, 2012

 Where to put president #44.  Where, oh where --  to put Obama's picture.  George Washington, our nation's first president and leader of the American Revolution!
 
Abe Lincoln, honorable leader who pulled our nation through its darkest time! 
Alexander
 
Hamilton,  founding father, first Secretary of the Treasury and leader of the constitutional  convention! 

 
Andrew Jackson, "Old Hickory " fought the British in New Orleans ! 


Ulysses  Grant, Union army general, led the North through the Civil War!

Ben Franklin, genius inventor, political theorist and leading author of the Constitution. 

 
Finally, we have someone to put on the food stamp!


Obama's policies have put more people on welfare than any president before him, so this placement is most appropriate. Unlike the Nobel Peace Prize, for which he did nothing, this is an "honor" he richly deserves.  

Kalends of November





Invention of Sex Day