Some consider Ed ("Ouudie") Wood's "Plan Nine" to be the worst film ever made, but (IMHO) it can't hold a candle to this rascal. The pic is of the imfamous "Carpet Monster"

My favorite line is one I submitted to (and was accepted by), IMDb:

"Despite Brett's inquiries about what Martin had seen in the spacecraft, he avoided specific details for fear of distrubing her more than she was. If the truth were known, Martin was more than a little disturbed himself." (Gawd, I love that line)

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