Politically Correct!
I met a fairy (Terri the Fairy) who said she would grant
me one wish.
Immediately I said, "I want to live
forever."
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not
allowed to grant eternal life."
"OK," I said, "Then, I want to die
after Congress gets its head out of its ass!"
"You crafty man," said the
fairy.
I met a fairy (Terri the Fairy) who said she would grant me one wish.Immediately I said, "I want to live forever."
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."
"OK," I said, "Then, I want to die after Congress gets its head out of its ass!""You crafty man," said the fairy.
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